Business Solutions & Shamanism

14 Aug
6 of Cups

The 6 of Cups card in the Tarot often indicates something from the past returning in an attempt to be resolved.

To me, shamanism is about finding solutions we would probably not find anywhere else. One of my favorite stories from the past few months is of a consultation that I had with a client at the Hoodoo Heritage Festival at Lucky Mojo Curio Co. in Forestville, CA . The client was a young woman who runs her own intuitive consulting practice focused especially on work with the tarot as a tool of divination.

After sorting through the more mundane details of what she could expect this summer, we arrived at this season’s primary lesson for her – structure. Though passionate and creative, like many spiritually-inclined folks, she not only lacked grounding but subconsciously resisted it. I could relate to the experience that being human can sometimes feel dense, heavy, and restricting. Gratefully, there are innumerable tools to remedy such feelings and bring greater grace to physical embodiment.

The lessons around grounding and structure were not new to her; the 6 of Cups card indicated that this season would not only provide a new glimpse of an old pattern, but that it would be experienced within her family dynamic. And this was accurate, she said, as she’d be helping her practical, grounded father manage his business temporarily over the upcoming months. The anxiety she felt about their incompatibility was palpable, borne from a childhood spent under his constricting glare.

Since she was able to locate a felt sense of that anxiety in her body, we moved right into an emotional clearing session, bringing back a lost childhood part of herself that felt more animal than human, more wild than civil, letting that part know that it was loved and could come along and enjoy the ride. An expanded sense of being instantly came over her as she experienced greater safety in her body and her True Nature. The seeming insurmountability of the lesson eased.

(The link above is to Langston Kahn’s emotional clearing practice, my own mentor in that modality.)

SpiderTransforming rigid internal patterns can seem daunting, if not impossible, and many folks don’t know where to start aside from obsessively thinking about ways to avoid or transform them. This is one of many places where allies in the plant and animal worlds can be extremely supportive as they lend us their perspectives – their medicine – to help us make the changes on an energetic level.

Though I’m used to retrieving plant and animal allies on behalf of clients, divination indicated that my client should go to Spirit herself and ask for one of the latter to help her find a new way of not only looking at structure, grounding, and organization, but experiencing it.

She came back to me about two hours later excited as hell.

“I found it! I found my animal ally.”

“Who?” I asked, curious that enough time had passed for a suitable ally to have made itself known.

“I went wandering in the labyrinth and asked for my ally and immediately saw a spider weaving its web in the trees. Spider creates a structure so it can capture the resources it needs to survive and, when its done, can pack it up and go.”

It was so jaw-droppingly appropriate. It comes to mind that spiders can also create multiple structures in different locations to capture those resources and return to them later to retrieve what they’ve caught. Little tending is needed after the initial structure has been built.

This ally was perfect for a woman-on-the-go who wanted to enjoy the openness, creativity, and freedom her chosen career afforded her, but needed to ensure that she wasn’t sabotaging her own interests by a) re-living old childhood traumas and b) not having her basics covered.

Anyone who knows me knows that I talk about plant spirits A LOT, but Animal Helping Spirits are a close second in my life. One of the most exciting times in my work is when I’m in journey for a client and one makes its aid known.

The question most folks ask is: What do I do when I get an Animal Helping Spirit?

The following two episodes of my podcast, On Sacred Ground, address that very question through anecdotes from both my personal life and my practice:

On Sacred Ground with Khi Armand (Ep. 8): Animal Helping Spirits, Part I

On Sacred Ground with Khi Armand (Ep. 9): Animal Helping Spirits, Part II

There are more ways of engagement than even these two episodes suggest, so you can be sure it’s a topic I’ll be returning to here.

Shamanic solutions for our lives and businesses abound and simply require that we that we receive and engage the answers we are given.

Khi Armand is an NYC-based intuitive consultant and shamanic healer who provides transformative solutions for life and business. He is the proprietor of Conjure in the City and author of Deliverance! Hoodoo Spells of Uncrossing, Healing, & Protection.

Online Trance & Mediumship Class + Anniversary Sale

11 Aug
Image from Tar Beach by Faith Ringgold

Image from Tar Beach by Faith Ringgold

The WayBack Machine is a truly glorious invention for archiving the ever-changing landscape of the world wide web. I’d known that this month, August, marked the five year anniversary of Conjure in the City‘s existence, but I hadn’t known that yesterday – the day I waybacked myself – was LITERALLY its birthday, marked by my first blog post on my original site.

It’s been an amazing experience being a full-time intuitive, shamanic, and magical consultant working with incredible people and transformative tools to help heal old stories and shape brand new realities in our lives and in the world at large.

To celebrate this Five Year Anniversary, all consultations are 33% off through August 20th AND the ever-popular Spirit Guide Consultations have been extended 30 minutes because I just can’t cram all that stuff into just one hour. Dead folks really know how to talk!

Khi Armand, Conjure in the City

And in other news, I’m teaching a 6-week online webinar series that starts September 1st titled

Tuesdays, September 1st – October 6th, 2015 @ 8:30pm EST

(Classes will be recorded so participation without live attendance is possible.)

Since ancient times, magicians, diviners, witches, root doctors, and spiritworkers in every culture have been able to skillfully work with non-ordinary states of consciousness – trance states – to receive information, explore different planes of existence, communicate with unseen helping spirits, and re-weave the threads of fate.

This class is especially helpful for:
  • people who are ready to go deeper on their personal healing paths,
  • tarot readers, palm readers, astrologers, and other types of diviners who are ready to sharpen and expand their skills,
  • healers, mediums, spiritworkers, magicians, and root doctors eager to engage their helping spirits and the Spirit world more fully in their practices,
  • and artists, visionaries, and other creatives ready to plumb the depths of their internal landscapes toward inspiration and creative expansion.
In this 6-week immersion, participants will:
  • gain applicable skills in multiple forms of trance including dreaming, mediumship, embodiment, shamanic journeywork, and visualization,
  • deepen intuitive divining skills across multiple platforms,
  • meet and develop relationships with personal helping spirits and learn to interpret their symbolic language,
  • learn how to troubleshoot and resolve energetic patterns in our lives and environments,
  • and explore ways of incorporating skillful trancework into their current spiritual practices.

Classes will be held weekly via online video webinar and outside resources (readings, online videos, etc.) will be provided weekly. There will also be a group forum. As the subject matter is broad and deeply transformative, active participation through completion of weekly homework assignments and regular exercises is expected.

Limited slots are available, so register early.
Class Investment: $250
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Participants will receive an introduction to the course via e-mail and instructions for how to access the weekly video webinars over the weeks leading up to the first class.

In addition to group lessons, feedback, and interaction, this class will provide a lot for those seeking personal mentorship toward enhancing their psychic gifts and visionary skills. It’s been on my heart for a long while and it’s a thrill to see it finally manifest.

Khi Armand is an NYC-based Intuitive Consultant and Shamanic Healer who provides transformative solutions for life and business. He is the proprietor of Conjure in the City and author of Deliverance! Hoodoo Spells of Uncrossing, Healing, & Protection.
 

Curses, Jinxes, Crossed Conditions, and Deliverance!

31 Jul

Deliverance! Hoodoo Spells of Uncrossing, Healing, and Protection by Khi ArmandI’ve mentioned it here and there but have yet to truly announce it on my own blog: I wrote a book – Deliverance! Hoodoo Spells of Uncrossing, Healing, & Protection.

In her review of it on Amazon.com, my AIRR colleague Susan Barnes called me “the Sherlock Holmes of curses and jinxes” which is a really fitting moniker! I happen to excel at the work of both detecting and removing crossed conditions, and there’s a good reason for this:

I’ve survived a buttload of them — and lived to tell the tale.

Really. You name it, I’ve experienced it.

Incessant entity intrusions? More than you can shake a stick at.

Active curses laid by enemies? Been there.

Heir to crappy ancestral patterns? Yep.

Angry ancient deities? Hmph…tell me about it.

Past-life issues? You betcha.

Near-crippling depression and anxiety? Alas.

There’s not much that I haven’t been through.

But what I learned through these experiences of trial (and much, much error) I decided to turn into as indispensable a resource as I could muster — a first-aid kit (if you will) for some of life’s most pesky (if not enduring) difficulties.

In the worldview of Hoodoo Rootwork, the primary folk magic tradition of the American South, we are divinely entitled to a life of wellbeing. What we want (within due reason), we should be able to get, and if we are finding ourselves thwarted in our efforts toward living a good life, we are experiencing crossed conditions.

Figural candles and botanicals in a spell for uncrossing and protecting members of a family.

Figural candles and botanicals in a spell for uncrossing and protecting members of a family.

Crossed conditions can indeed be caused by someone “throwing for us” (a term used in Hoodoo to denote being the victim of a curse) and can also be the result of unfortunate happenstance, from moving into a haunted house or office space to inadvertently picking up a wandering intrusive spirit. The withering effects of the dreaded Evil Eye fall under this category as well as mundane human interactions in the home and workplace that aren’t peaceful, progressive, and supportive.

What we find in folk magic, shamanic practices, and other Earth-based wellness traditions is a deep engagement with the other side of the coin of manifestation and the ever-popular “Law of Attraction.” It’s the question of “What’s standing in the way?” coupled with a wide plethora of formulas, allies, and ritual acts for remediating conditions that are blocking the path to achieving our aims.

In Hoodoo, root doctors are known not only for their ability to remove such blockages, but for diagnosing what the blocks actually are and helping to protect their client from their return. Though methods of diagnosis vary between practitioners and require skills in divination and mediumship, a few simple methods toward ascertaining whether or not one is under a curse or jinx are included in this book.

In 21st century Rootwork, the most common form of curse and jinx removal is the ubiquitous “Uncrossing bath” that’s meant to not only rid oneself of the harmful intentions of enemies but the accumulation of other types of harmful energies picked up as a result of simply living from day-to-day. Our spiritual bodies, like our physical bodies, need to be refreshed and restored on a regular basis if we want to move with the flow of goodness that’s available to us. Recipes for Uncrossing baths surely number in the dozens and a variety of them are included in this book (along with directions for how they are traditionally performed).

Not all of the types of conditions I’ve encountered in my life and practice are included in Deliverance! because Hoodoo, as a folk magic, doesn’t include within its cosmology such concerns as past-life experiences – and that’s OK. No one modality on Earth is meant to address every type of difficulty that can be encountered. This brings me to the underlying message behind this work —

Choose faith and follow the path.

Life itself is our most powerful teacher and in all of the spiritual warfare I’ve encountered in my practice as a root doctor and folk magician, it was bringing healing to the war within myself that was the greatest catalyst in my writing this book. Self-healing is an oft-overlooked aspect of magic and manifestation that goes beyond spiritual cleansing and protection, and I did my best to address this topic using the tools that are commonly found in the Conjure tradition.

CONTENTS

Dedication and Acknowledgements 4
About This Book 5
Who Will Deliver Us? 6
        What Is Hoodoo? 7
        The Terminology of Conjure 8
        On the Purchase of Spiritual Products 9
        On Botanicals, Minerals, and Animal Curios 10
        Diagnosing Spiritual Problems 11
        Understanding Magic 11
        Understanding Spiritual Gifts 13
        Understanding Initiatory Crises 14
        Understanding Jinxes and Crossed Conditions 16
        Understanding Intrusive Spirits and Energies 17
        Understanding Curses 18
        Interpreting Dreams, Signs, and Omens 20
        Formal Methods of Divination and Reading 23
        Spiritual First Aid Spells 26
        Uncrossing and Spiritual Cleansing 29
        Uncrossing Money: Deliverance from Poverty 39
        Uncrossing Love: Deliverance from Loneliness 45
        Uncrossing Health Matters 49
        Uncrossing Legal Matters 54
        Dealing with Intrusive Spirits and Energies 58
        Reversing and Protection 60
        Carrying the Good Work On 66
        Unlocking Clarity and Self-Mastery 66
        When You Are Stuck: Block Buster Work 69
        When You Are Ready: Road Opener Work 71
        Maintenance: How Often Should You Cleanse? 72
        Developing Relationships with Helping Spirits 73
        Developing Relationships with Ancestors 74
        Developing Relationships with Angels and Saints 79
        How to Find the Right Root Doctor 86
        Spiritual and Social Resources 89
Frequently Asked Questions 90
Bibliography 96

Deliverance! can be purchased from Lucky Mojo Curio Co. or from Amazon.com. I pray it is a helpful aid in your endeavors.

Khi Armand is an NYC-based Intuitive Consultant and Shamanic Healer who provides transformative solutions for life and business. He is the proprietor of Conjure in the City and author of Deliverance! Hoodoo Spells of Uncrossing, Healing, & Protection.

Gotham Spirits: Bryant Park

7 Jun

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Most High chose me
1991, by Azealia Banks

Bryant Park is easy to sleep on – it’s no larger than a block and it’s tucked away just east of the hustle and bustle that is Times Square (a place New Yorkers loathe).

But what a majestic block it is, especially during the summer.

Stay woke.

Few spaces in New York are as committed as Bryant Park is to public seating; green metal tables and chairs abound for sipping drinks purchased at the park’s multiple coffee and sandwich kiosks. Cleanliness is a priority as even smoking isn’t allowed once you climb the steps of one of its lantern lit entrances. Further distinguishing this nestled oasis from the city blocks surrounding, these giant white luminescent bulbs are plentiful throughout the park, their light creating a magical Upperworld with the foliage of abundant maple trees.

1 NYC Psychic Intuitive Bryant Park Khi ArmandUrban utopia.

Blowing tobacco smoke onto the park’s borders while walking its perimeter, I tried to sense into the energies guarding this wonderworld, if in fact there were any. Meditating beneath one of the lanterns at an entrance with my back to the park, facing the street, they quickly spoke up.

Land spirits are rarely friendly. I know this from too much experience, so I never expect them to be. But I firmly believe that we can work with them as allies if good relationships are cultivated and, if this is done on a global scale, we can perhaps even evade ecological suicide.

It’s a thought.

Back to the land spirits, who greeted me with the gruffness I always expect from them yet still find deeply unsettling. “What do you want?” they asked, sounding like a chorus of highly protective ancient male Oak trees.

3 NYC Psychic Intuitive Bryant Park Khi Armand“To know who guards this place. I come with the utmost respect.”

This usually throws them off because not only are they used to having their efforts thwarted by humans — they’re also not used to us speaking to them as of late. I felt the voices and their invisible mammoth-like bodies retreat as if to reconvene and then return to question me further.

“I want the people to remember,” I repeated over and over again, not sure if they’d understand what I meant by that. I sent them mental images of my blog and tried to convey that I’m a writer. That I wanted to share who they are with the city’s inhabitants.

No response.

2 NYC Psychic Intuitive Bryant Park Khi ArmandI re-strategize and send a mental image of children and adults with balloons coming to play with the voices I was hearing. I’d come, I tried to convey to them, to help re-enchant the world.

And, as if by magic (which everything is), I felt those glorious Maples behind me extend downwards, upwards, and deeper into my energetic perception as if I was being welcomed into the truer goings-on, like how the scenery in World of Warcraft elongates as your character nears it on its journey.

And I could swear I felt a hearty laugh rumble – somewhere.

It’s only one spirit, the voice told me, and it guards about 2/3rds of the park, extending from its western most edge to right about where I was sitting. With my back still to the park and my being unable to see why this was the case, I doubted this and interrogated the voice further. “Who guards the rest of it?”

“No one.”

“Why?”

“Because.” No words, just the sense that the final 1/3rd of the park was too overrun by human tinkerings, or more devoid of nature than the rest.

6 NYC Psychic Intuitive Bryant Park Khi Armand“But there are trees there, too. Who guards them?”

“No one.”

The voice was especially patient while I sensed behind myself to exactly the point where it said it ended its ward seemingly without reason. I caught a whiff of the land guardian’s relationship with the human stewards of the space (like the custodian who stopped me from entering with my lit cigarette in-hand) and understood, just for a moment, how we are influenced by such beings for the greater good of surroundings. Sensing that there was little more that I could learn without actually entering the park, I turned around and ascended its stairs.

Proclaiming its majesty from its borders, it’s so much more gorgeous from within.

5 NYC Psychic Intuitive Bryant Park Khi ArmandThe land guardian’s ward ends exactly at the eastern perimeter of the field that I’d forgotten lay hidden within the park toward its south side. I had laid on that grass one night, many summers ago, to watch an outdoor movie with a San Pellegrino-loving lover during the annual Summer Film Festival that takes place there throughout the warmer months. We left early – I don’t remember why – but the field’s magic had left its scent upon my spirit which is why, I guess, my soul chased the spot down like a hound dog this night. Much needed at a time when I, myself, had begun to lose hope in my potential to get what I need from this city — a common worry that’s been the subject of innumerable songs and editorials since they built the Brooklyn Bridge.

8 NYC Psychic Intuitive Bryant Park Khi ArmandBryant Park is named after a dude I’ve never heard of, but his statue is pretty awesome. There’s a much smaller one of Gertrude Stein not too far away. I’ll have to research it because I never visualized her as kind of a Buddha-boddhisattva-type, which is how she seems represented.

I arrange two fallen twigs into a shape I think would be pleasing for the land guardian of Bryant Park and express my gratitude for the conversation before exiting south and catching the D.

Khi Armand is an NYC-based Intuitive Consultant and Shamanic Healer who provides transformative solutions for life and business. He is the proprietor of Conjure in the City and author of Deliverance! Hoodoo Spells of Uncrossing, Healing, & Protection.

How to Spice Up Parties & Events with Plant Spirits & Conjure

31 May
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Heat up parties and events with conjure and let the good times roll.

In light of my conjure sister Madame Nadia‘s recent blog post on working with Licorice for beauty and domination, I’ve decided it’s time for me to come out

— as a Party Animal.

Yes, it’s true. Don’t judge me. I have an affliction known as Venus in Gemini that makes me yearn for more stimuli than an electrical socket, and various other — ahem — occult and diabolic resonances also speak to my penchant for nightlife, soirees, and social events of all types. Few things grab my attention like a rooftop party on a summer night and all of the serendipitous fun that can occur when people drop their baggage, pick up a libation, and drop it like it’s hot till the early hours of the coming day.

It’s no surprise that I spent my college years studying ritual as some of my favorite memories are of parties I’ve thrown and DJ sets I’ve played where everything was just right. The right beats dropped at the exact perfect moment and the collective vibe was synchronized in such a way that the event was more than the sum of its parts. The magic was palpable because of a keen attention to atmosphere and detail.

It feels like a strange thing to be committed to – a Nirvana of luminous social ecstasy that might seem impossible to achieve at every gala and gathering. I guess that’s why I spend a lot of time imagining the application of conjure to nightlife for both producers and consumers thereof.

(I mean, who cares about working with plant spirits for healing if we’re not celebrating at the club afterwards, am I right?)

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Fuck healing. Let’s dance.

Plants, minerals, and animalia can definitely be worked with to create and enhance atmosphere. They are perfect allies for those of us who are engaged in event planning and promotion and, frankly, the idea isn’t entirely new. Business owners in cultures all over the world have used folk magic to ensure that their spaces remained filled and their patrons were happy. In Black-American conjure, the Hyatt texts provide more than a few accounts of the use of plant spirit magic to get the party started, with this one filed in catherine yronwode’s Hoodoo Herb & Root Magic under Ginger:

Ginger is a beloved spice for inducing passion between people and can be called upon to bring the

Ginger is a beloved spice for inducing passion between people and can be called upon to bring the “wild” to an event.

To Get a New Club, Restaurant, Dance Hall, or House of Prostitution Off to a Good Start: After cleansing the premises, but before decorating, mix equal parts of Sulphur powder and powdered Ginger and burn them on charcoal in the center of the hall. Go outdoors while this burns (it is not safe to breathe Sulphur fumes), and nail a used horseshoe over the front door. The Sulphur will purify the place and the Ginger will liven it up.

Hot and invigorating, Ginger is often added to love spells in hoodoo rootwork and Brazilian macumba for heating up a love affair, ensuring that passionate lust is a driving motivation in the union (or re-union) of partners.

Likewise, it’s an excellent ally for heating up the dancefloor, helping to ensure that a party vibe stays upbeat and exciting.

Cinnamon, a premiere plant in many Attraction formulas, can be used to ensure a heightened energy of friendship and connection ring through the space. No one need dance alone at your event.

And if your party is the type of party where folks are hoping they’ll meet someone in the lobby, Cubeb and Cardamom are spices that can help, with the former setting an R. Kelly tone and the latter being beloved for its help in attracting new love. Nothing ensures repeat partygoers like making them confident they’ll find the connections they’re looking for.

Make it a night to remember for your guests by charging the atmosphere with plant spirits that encourage meeting someone new.

Make it a night to remember for your guests by charging the atmosphere with plant spirits that encourage meeting someone new.

These spices, barks, and roots can be burned on charcoal and used to smoke the space prior to everyone’s arrival, or added in essential oil form to a spray bottle with a bit of water and spritzed in the air. If the actual scents are conducive to your event, consider aromatherapy diffusers – both the candlelit kind and the electric ones for larger spaces.

Of course, not every party aims to look like an LMFAO music video. For a more chill, lounge-y vibe leave out the Ginger and go for sultry Damiana – not only an aphrodisiac, but an incredible plant for creating euphoria, helping ensure that stimulating conversations and interactions reach peak levels and that even the shyest of guests feels sexy and included.

A well-cleansed space provides the perfect blank canvas for creating the atmosphere you want, but if there’s a chance that things could get rowdy, Licorice Root is known for granting its wielder commanding power and such power can be wielded over a room when a bit of it is placed in the four corners and center (traditionally, with Commanding Powder, but I’ve had excellent results controlling a room of people working with just the root). Depending on how rowdy things might get – and how legal your shindig is to begin with – it could be wise to employ Law Keep Away products and associated curios to keep your party shielded from the prying eyes of the law and those that would alert them.

Additional precautions can be taken with the help of the Boldo plant whose leaves can be sprinkled across a threshold to bar undesirable patrons and customers from entering. Oregano, a staple in Law Keep Away products, can also aid in protecting your space and guests by keeping out meddlers who totes would dull the vibe if not poop the party altogether.

The right atmosphere and a good soundsystem alone can go a LONG way toward creating an inviting scene that people want to stay at and invite their friends to. A houseparty I threw in Brooklyn a few summers ago, having prepped the space well with conjure enhancements, resulted in my phone ringing off the hook late into the night with calls from unknown party-seekers in Manhattan who wanted to know if our party was still happening. If you’re from NYC, you know that such reverse-transit nightlife is rare (unless we’re talking spots along the L line — and we’re not).

See you on the dancefloor.

Khi Armand is an NYC-based Intuitive Consultant and Shamanic Healer who provides transformative solutions for life and business. He is the proprietor of Conjure in the City and author of Deliverance! Hoodoo Spells of Uncrossing, Healing, & Protection.

New Podcast: On Sacred Ground on the LMC Radio Network

28 Jan On Sacred Ground Logo

It’s a new year and so much NEW is happening!

First, our (hopefully monthly) newsletter is about to hit inboxes with exclusive promotions, empowering exercises, conjure recipes, and nearly 1,000 other AWESOME things. Wait — you haven’t signed up yet? Don’t worry, you can do so right here:

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Second, a new podcast – On Sacred Ground – has hit the airwaves on the LMC Radio Network with myself as the host!

“Broadcasting the voices of the land and the deceased, host Khi Armand weaves together history, ethnography, and spiritual experience to explore the unique promises and challenges of our time.

Connect with the stories, people, and landscapes that make us human on this unique, interdisciplinary show featuring guests from a wide variety of fields and backgrounds sharing their expertise on topics of biography, history, and places that matter.”

Tune-in every Saturday at 3pm Eastern / 12pm Pacific on BlogTalkRadio.com. So far we’ve discussed lives of legend lived by such notables as Father Black Hawk and Chief Sitting Bull and client case studies that have shaped my understanding of house and land spirits.

This Saturday, January 31st, marks our sixth episode. We’ll be joined by our first guests, Baladé Black / SoliRose, leaders in the Arab-Black solidarity movement through their visionary organization merging social justice endeavors with spiritual empowerment and musical stylings merging West African, flamenco, blues, and additional genres toward taking us all home.

So go ahead and LIKE and FOLLOW us on Facebook and be sure to tune-in via BlogTalkRadio or by calling 657-383-0525 to listen from your phone or Skype!

Fast Luck OilLast, but certainly not least, the QEFair back in December was such a blast that we’re doing it again for Valentine’s Day! If you’re in the NYC area, join us on Sunday, February 8th at Littlefield, 622 Degraw Street, from 11am – 6pm where we’ll be performing mini-Tarot and Bone Readings and have condition oils, talismans, candles, and other goodies ready for purchase.

Khi Armand is an NYC-based Intuitive Consultant and Shamanic Healer who provides transformative solutions for life and business. He is the proprietor of Conjure in the City and author of Deliverance! Hoodoo Spells of Uncrossing, Healing, & Protection.

How to Spot Psychic Scams & Spellcaster Frauds

4 Dec

I was 17 when I got my first storefront psychic reading. It was Halloween and I was on my way to see a room in Alphabet City, planning a move from Long Island and feeling like the world was opening up for me. I felt free to explore an aspect of life I had never encountered before.

The woman told me things would never work out for me in life because my ex- and I were meant to be together and until I got him back, life would be hopeless. It was not the time to tell me such things because my ex- was back on Long Island and here I was, starting my new life in the city. The wound from that breakup had been healed and there was no hook for her manipulative antics to latch onto. I walked out chuckling to myself, grateful for having had an “adult” experience.

How can you spot a fake psychic or fraudulent spellcaster? Learn the signs.

How can you spot a fake psychic or fraudulent spellcaster? Learn to spot the signs.

Unfortunately, 8 months later I’d be in another storefront psychic’s parlor after experiencing a string of bad luck while living with a woman who’d been teaching me magick before things got weird and she came to resent me while depending on me for company and rent money. The psychic told me – oh, I don’t remember – something about bathing with an egg and some nasty green fluid she sold me PLUS $5000 in cash that I would have to bring to her after sleeping with it under my pillow so she could remove the evil spells my roommate had put on me with the help of employees at the local occult store. Anything less than this amount might not remove the curse completely as it was equivalent to the curse’s magnitude. This time, I was desperate – desperate enough to hope a well-off friend would lend me the money. The psychic said she’d give it back once the curse was removed. What could go wrong?

Fast forward 8 years and I find myself making the trek with a housemate to Queens to retrieve the heirloom necklace given her by her late grandmother. Two kindly gentlemen claiming to belong to a spiritual brotherhood and speaking words of peace and love at an event had advised her to let them cleanse it because the sensed bad energy coming from it and wanted the highest good for her. She’d traveled with them to their home and met their mother who, upon performing an egg cleansing on her, had apparently produced blood and a lizard from the cracked egg and advised more spiritual work be done.

When I arrived a with her a week later, after a long argument, they admitted that the necklace had been pawned and was irretrievable. They admitted they were psychic scam artists.
Egg cleansings are an ancient form of hands-on cleansing found in folk healing traditions around the world. But the "strange species in the egg" trick is an old one used by spellcaster frauds and psychic scam artists

Egg cleansings are an ancient form of hands-on cleansing found in folk healing traditions around the world. But the “strange species in the egg” trick is an old one used by spellcaster frauds and psychic scam artists.

Smart people get scammed by fraudulent psychics everyday. Smart people lose precious valuables – even their life savings – to fake spellcasters everyday. It’s unfortunate, because these are sacred, necessary services. Always have been and always will be.
In a world that does everything to cut off our connection to the mystery that infuses all life, it’s probably never been easier for fraudulent psychics and fake spellcasters to flourish with claims of exclusive access to unseen information and divine knowledge.
Do curses exist? Yes. 100%. In more ways than we think.
Can jewelry be haunted? Absolutely. Just got rid of some a friend mistakenly gifted me last week.
Are egg cleansings used to remove harmful energies? They’re a tool found in folk magick and shamanic traditions all over the world, including in hoodoo rootwork.
And far more unique events can take place right in front of our eyes than blood spots and lizards coming out of a chicken’s egg. It’s not the uncanniness of it that concerns me. The problem is that it’s the oldest trick in the book for phony spellcasters, tarot readers, palm readers, and psychics (who don’t deserve these titles) to scare people and trick them into paying for services they either don’t need or do need and won’t get in the hands of these scammers.

So how can you tell an honest psychic or spellcaster from a scam artist?

I see wisdom in your future...

I see wisdom in your future…

  
Steer clear from:
  • $5 specials – I’ve never met a psychic hawking $5 specials who didn’t give a canned reading. These are meant to lure you in with information applicable to anyone and hook you through charismatic tactics. Don’t take the bait.
  • Scare tactics – If your psychic or spiritworker threatens you with a life of hopelessness or tells you that they are the only person who can help you, RUN – don’t walk – away. They are lying to you and trying to frighten you so that they can take your power (and your wallet).
  • Online psychics and spellcasters without photos – It’s easy for a con artist to set up a sparkly website with key phrases they know will attract desperate people. Few of them post photos of themselves. It’s not a hard line issue, but it’s something to consider. No genuine spiritworker I know hides themselves.
  • 24 Hour Love Returns & Reconciliations – Want to reconcile with a lover and not waste thousands of dollars? First, start by staying as far away from these “24 Hour Guarantee” people as possible. They are trying to scam you. Second, read this and this. Spiritual work involving mending relations between two or more people takes time, especially when hard feelings are still present. Honest spiritworkers who are gifted at reconciling lovers often have very specific conditions under which they will perform such work, provide their clients with a timeline for expected results, and sometimes even prescribe ritual acts for clients to perform.
  • Guarantees – Can a lawyer guarantee she will win your case? Can a surgeon guarantee that their work will heal you? The best person in any field can still only the best they can. Nothing in life is guaranteed, but steps can be taken toward wholeness, greater wellbeing, and goal achievement. Anyone who tells you otherwise only intends to harm you.
  • Most Powerful Spells / Self-Aggrandizement – It’s ok to feel confident in one’s abilities as a spiritual practitioner. Many folks have spent years counseling the public and helping remediate ills that other roles in Western society can’t, and some have had to undergo major trials to have such gifts. That being said, the person who says they’re the biggest and baddest mofo around probably isn’t. The most effective, clear, powerful spiritworkers I know are also deeply humble, knowing that unseen hands accompany their lives and their work and that their efficacy is at least partly an outgrowth of the relationship they have with the spiritworld. Seek out efficacy and deserved confidence, yes, but avoid…well…assholes.
  • Claims to solve all your problems – It’s this one that amazes me most. No psychic, shaman, spellcaster, or “voodoo priest(ess)” can solve all your problems. None of them. Nada. Zilch. An effective spiritworker can, however, help you understand where blocks might be in your life and how you can overcome them. Many spiritworkers I know encourage their clients to perform spells and ritual acts on their own or alongside their work on their behalf so that they’re engaged in their own wellbeing because at the root of most curses, hexes, jinxes, and lost love issues is a very real experience of power and soul loss that needs to be both directly and indirectly retrieved.

So what should you look for if you want to hire a psychic, spellcaster, or spiritworker?

Empowerment should be a goal in any field where advice is given. If your "psychic" or "spiritworker" threatens you, shames you, or tries to convince you that they are your only hope, RUN!

Empowerment should be a goal in any field where advice is given, let alone paid for. If your “psychic” or “spiritworker” threatens you, shames you, or tries to convince you that they are your only hope, get the hell outta there!

Seek out:

  • Honesty & Integrity – Forget the men and women of mystery who are too big and bad to reveal who they are. Again, the most effective psychics and practitioners I know tell it plainly. Some of them may use pseudonyms or titles, especially in alignment with the tradition or culture their work is borne from, but they’re glad to express who they are because their work is an outgrowth of their very real lives and experiences.
  • Empowerment – I’ve never seen a circumstance in my consultations in which there wasn’t vast opportunity to empower my client. In fact, no such circumstance in the Universe exists. If you walk away from a psychic reading feeling disempowered, firmly take your power back immediately and take a cleansing bath (or three). A light at the end of the tunnel can be conjured out of even the most crossed of conditions, and without you feeling the need to become entirely dependent on the practitioner who has read for you. Indeed, hiring a spiritworker’s help should feel empowering no matter what you’re hiring them for – not draining or terrifying. If it feels like the latter emotions, don’t work with them.
  • A desire to educate – Blogs, podcasts, radio shows, teleseminars, Facebook groups – if they’re an online psychic, chances are they are sharing their thoughts, philosophies, and experiences with the world. They may even prefer an educated client over those who buy into Miss Cleo-style fantasies of what their work is about (I get some interesting requests some days). Not every effective spiritworker has access to the internet or the technological know-how, of course, but the desire for you to understand their work in at least some capacity should be evident.
  • Clear communication guidelines – If you end up hiring a spiritworker, spellcaster, shaman, or other person to help remediate a circumstance or life condition, expect a timeline regarding when the work will start and end as well as what the communication expectations are. When would be a good time to check-in about the work? What methods of communication are most appropriate? How long should it take for you to get a response? Knowing the answers to these questions upfront will help you avoid a lot of frustration.
  • Custom work – In a culture of convenient “Click to Buy!” buttons galore, it’s a given that many will sell their supposed “most powerful spells” via such means. Personally, I think it’s awesome to have effective products and tools available for purchase, but I always recommend a consultation if a client is not sure of what they need or is confused about what the issue they’re facing even is. The resolution to a money problem isn’t always a Money Drawing Spell and not every type of spiritual cleansing is appropriate for every kind of spiritual malady.
  • Proof of work – Every spiritworker I know who’s worth their salt provides some evidence of the work they perform. This may be a photo of the ritual or candle lighting, or an audio recording narrating the practitioner’s trance journey on the client’s behalf. Don’t take someone’s word for it – specifically if you’ve never worked with them before.
  • Willingness to refer – I take the “doctor” suffix of “rootdoctor” very seriously. If I can’t help you, I’ll tell you so – and I’ll use my divinatory tools to do my best to refer you to someone who can. The spiritworkers I admire and consider colleagues do the same.
Above all, educate yourself. You’re the one in charge of your own spiritual hygiene and even honest and gifted psychics, spellcasters, spiritworkers, shamans, and rootdoctors don’t exist to replace your intuition or your responsibility for your own wellbeing. They are specialists in the sacred arts, not substitutes for your own hand, heart, and soul.
The Association of Independent Readers & Rootworkers works to educate the public about folk magic practices and religion as well as the tricks spiritual con artists use to harm and thieve.

The Association of Independent Readers & Rootworkers works to educate the public about folk magic practices and religion as well as the tricks spiritual con artists use to harm and thieve.

Organizations like the Association of Independent Readers & Rootworkers (of which I am a member) have taken great strides toward encouraging accountability of the type that I’ve mentioned above, including an Ombudsman for resolving concerns between practitioners and their clients should the need arise.
In addition to providing public education on psychic scams and frauds, they provide a Pro Bono Fund for clients experiencing financial crisis.
Affiliate site LuckyMojo.com hosts a must-read exposé on psychic scam tricks, many of which have been used to trick people for ages – some of which are being used on folks as I write this. A thread on their forum exists where folks can share their experiences of having worked with unscrupulous psychic scam artists toward finding recourse.

My hope is resources such as these can go viral, especially during a time of year when people with corrupt hearts prey upon individuals and families in crisis.

Khi Armand is an NYC-based Intuitive Consultant and Shamanic Healer who provides transformative solutions for life and business. He is the proprietor of Conjure in the City and author of Deliverance! Hoodoo Spells of Uncrossing, Healing, & Protection.

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